We congratulate the Nationalist party and Mr. Gonzi to the victory of the 2008 Maltese election.
For today’s lunch we recommend a bag of twistiees, a few pastities and to those 10-20 pints of either local Cisk or foreign Heiniken if you feel to be a bit extra crazy.
Prize: €25 and you’ll have fun all night long.

Forza Gonzi!
What the . is a bag of twisties?
Twistees are a popular Maltese baked crisp savoury snack. They are produced in Malta and are made from rice and maize grits.